BEANS!

Or a slap-dash face paint job of the cowardly lion.  You decide.

Sing a Song

"Mom, will you sing 'Beautiful Night'?"

"Sure, honey, just a sec." Hefts Simon's rear up to slide in a new diaper. "'This is the night, It's a beautiful night, And they call it Bella Notte...'"

Jonah, holding an end of the silver dryer vent broken off from his robot costume in each hand begins playing his makeshift accordion.

Repeat approximately 27 times daily.